ACTIONS to prevent Brainrot..

questions:

 

Why does Clock doing this?

people who suffer from Brainrot will reduce attention span by 41-67%*, and it is caused with consumption of low-quality or unchallenging online content. unlike MLG (MLG, Major League Gaming are trademarks of Major League Gaming Inc. ClockCanon does not responsible or Affiliated with any company mentioned.) and R34 (not the car but look up at your known risk, unless you're curious like that one monkey and you searched up yourself and burn your eyes or irenes with well known bleach brand ever made.), Brainrot is Annoying, Not dangerous. but it will SUCK your life away like you inhaled cocaine or smoking cigarettes. for less.

*estimated between 6 to 7 children- dude stop saying "67" you're unfunny, grow up and get real.

How do I prevent it then?

it's simple. YOU DON'T. brainrot can be everywhere, from the toddlers and the children to the animals that can speak their own language (like any kind of bears like grizzly bears, polar bears, the giant panda and FREDDY FAZBEAR) but you should hide your kids both outside and inside in a internet-less soundproof room with inescapable doors with food and drink. (I DON'T RECOMMEND PUTTING IT IN BASEMENTS). and for the Americans and Some countries, I highly recommend to go buy a an Plush that shaped like the number One or buy any guns and Firearm you had. (click here for the recommended pistol, but if it depends on laws and international shipping, skip the "firearm" part. also don't shoot a Brainrotted Child, it's dangerous) and then HOLD THE PLUSH SCARE THEM AWAY (for guns, Aim and don't pull a trigger on it. use proper trigger discipline) if it's not working, cover your entire house with Job application form papers. (make sure your papers will follow the WFBT: Waterproof, Fireproof, Blast Proof and Tear proof. make sure you will coat the Anti-graffiti coating on both sides of the papers and glue them with this.).

 

that's it.

 

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